Some kid before leaving, quietly asked me if we were allowed to carry scissors in our backpack on campus. Because they are weapons. How does he use his scissors?

Customer Quote of the Day

"I know this is my hat because I recognize my sweatmarks."

Someone called in about a lost hub cap? I'm not sure if we get stranger lost items or requests.

A foreign kid called in because he lost a human skull.

One time, this lady called in looking for a breast pump...

Who loses that?